toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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egberts
:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT 

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt

retrorecap:

That’s, um… hm.

leseanthomas:

"FUN ANIME FACT*  Takeda Yasuhiro , legendary Board Director of Studio GAINAX who was dramatized as a character introduced in Episode 7 of Aoi Honoo (Blue Blazes)actually appeared in the show as Aoi’s pissed-off & frantic driving instructor at the cold open of the show (see mini docu at the end credits).

Awesome sense of humor. :-)

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

Onoda’s talking about anime faces

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART